Memory Lane Is Closed

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 18:35:47 GMT

I still don't have anything worthwhile to update about.

My life has become slow and boring and I tend to like it this way.

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 14:08:59 GMT

Not too much has been going on with me. Same shit, different day.

Sun, 02 May 2004 20:39:20 GMT

I'm feeling a little under the weather.

I need a nearly-nude man slave to come over here and make me grilled cheese sammichs and tomato soup. Oh buddy, that would make me feel lots better!

I'm guided by a force much greater than luck

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 21:09:28 GMT

I was speeding on my way home today, came around a curve, and what do ya know....there was a cop. The same cop that I see every day. The same cop that flashed it's lights at me yesterday and the day before and even the day before that.

I wonder how much longer it's going to be until he finally gives me a ticket.

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 14:42:51 GMT

I hate eating cereal for breakfast. But I must say that fruit loops is the most entertaining cereal, ever.