Memory Lane Is Closed

shimmy_shimmy @ 2004-06-14T13:34:00

2004-06-14T18:35:47Z

I still don't have anything worthwhile to update about.

My life has become slow and boring and I tend to like it this way.

shimmy_shimmy @ 2004-06-01T09:08:00

2004-06-01T14:08:59Z

Not too much has been going on with me. Same shit, different day.

shimmy_shimmy @ 2004-05-02T15:37:00

2004-05-02T20:39:20Z

I'm feeling a little under the weather.

I need a nearly-nude man slave to come over here and make me grilled cheese sammichs and tomato soup. Oh buddy, that would make me feel lots better!

I'm guided by a force much greater than luck

2004-04-28T21:09:28Z

I was speeding on my way home today, came around a curve, and what do ya know....there was a cop. The same cop that I see every day. The same cop that flashed it's lights at me yesterday and the day before and even the day before that.

I wonder how much longer it's going to be until he finally gives me a ticket.

shimmy_shimmy @ 2004-04-15T09:40:00

2004-04-15T14:42:51Z

I hate eating cereal for breakfast. But I must say that fruit loops is the most entertaining cereal, ever.